Alas, the writing lets both film and actors down tremendously.

~ Martin Drury -

Alas, the writing lets both film and actors down tremendously.

~ Martin Drury -

This looks like a tourist video for Americans who want to see the fairytale London they read about in magazines from two centuries ago.

~ Martin Drury -

This looks like a tourist video for Americans who want to see the fairytale London they read about in magazines from two centuries ago.

~ Martin Drury -

Alec Newman is wooden to the extreme as Victor Frankenstein.

~ Martin Drury -

Alec Newman is wooden to the extreme as Victor Frankenstein.

~ Martin Drury -

Stander simply walks over well-trodden ground.

~ Martin Drury -

Cavazos is stunningly sexy and proves herself an accomplished actress.

~ Martin Drury -

Cavazos is stunningly sexy and proves herself an accomplished actress.

~ Martin Drury -

There may be no chemistry between Rock and Doris and the jokes may be tired, tedious and misplaced, but hindsight will always provide a warped perspective.

~ Martin Drury -

There may be no chemistry between Rock and Doris and the jokes may be tired, tedious and misplaced, but hindsight will always provide a warped perspective.

~ Martin Drury -

This will become your favourite waste of time.

~ Martin Drury -

This will become your favourite waste of time.

~ Martin Drury -